Make the Non-Car People Go Away

Kinja'd!!! "Collin" (coliin)
10/28/2013 at 12:38 • Filed to: General Car Questions

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The self driving Google cars post was days ago. Why are they still here? And why do they all have the exact same comments to make and no sense of humor?


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Collin
10/28/2013 at 12:44

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...do we need another panty raid?


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > Collin
10/28/2013 at 12:46

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Because you touch yourself at night


Kinja'd!!! Collin > Stef Schrader
10/28/2013 at 12:48

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I vote we just give 'em wedgies and embarrass 'em in front of the popular girls.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Nibbles
10/28/2013 at 12:50

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I touch myself all day long so I'm not part of the problem, right?


Kinja'd!!! Sparf > Collin
10/28/2013 at 12:50

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Wait, context?


Kinja'd!!! Collin > Nibbles
10/28/2013 at 12:54

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I live on the sun. There is no night.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Collin
10/28/2013 at 12:55

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Post pictures of MyFordTouch. It's Microsoft, so it repels Google- and Apple-Vampires.


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > CalzoneGolem
10/28/2013 at 12:56

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Nope. You're part of the solution.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Nibbles
10/28/2013 at 12:56

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Aww yiss!


Kinja'd!!! pauljones > Stef Schrader
10/28/2013 at 12:58

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As an old school Jalop that has been around this place since time began, in an era where "panty raid" meant something likely totally different than the context you're using it, I can only say this: No panty raids allowed.


Kinja'd!!! Collin > Sparf
10/28/2013 at 13:00

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I made a comment about how robots should have to be able to shift manual transmissions before they could drive cars, and I'm still getting comments from people who see nothing tongue-in-cheek about it. There are like 30 responses, almost all from commenters with nothing but Gizmodo in their comment histories.


Kinja'd!!! RickyD > Nibbles
10/28/2013 at 13:02

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Kinja'd!!! Sparf > Collin
10/28/2013 at 13:13

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If they're still commenting, use the dismiss button.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > pauljones
10/28/2013 at 13:18

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Hahahahahaha. That's what I was referring to.

This might be a wedgie raid, but I'm pretty sure both are banned for life.


Kinja'd!!! feather-throttle-not-hair > Collin
10/28/2013 at 15:35

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delete. (sorry it was a joke, then i read it and was like "that's not that funny")


Kinja'd!!! Collin > feather-throttle-not-hair
10/28/2013 at 16:06

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Well now I want to know what the joke was.


Kinja'd!!! feather-throttle-not-hair > Collin
10/28/2013 at 16:11

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It was a whole paragraph about why robots wouldn't just drive automatics. I was trying to tongue in cheek your tongue in cheek. But when i stepped back and read it, it was in that internet sarcasm gray area.

Now i've just committed the cardinal sin of humor. Explaining jokes is NEVER EVER funny.


Kinja'd!!! Collin > feather-throttle-not-hair
10/28/2013 at 16:18

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"Explaining jokes is NEVER EVER funny."

Which is why I refused to explain the ridiculous nature of a robot manually shifting gears and why it was clearly a joke to the people saying, "You just described an automatic, idiot."


Kinja'd!!! feather-throttle-not-hair > Collin
10/28/2013 at 16:20

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Yeah. I'd say you're pretty justified and that the vast majority of people on the internet are morons.